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26 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
185.3 hrs on record (182.8 hrs at review time)
200 hours in about 3 weeks of playtime, I either had too much free time during my holidays or I was a sucker of this game. Or a combination of both. Or the game is just really good.

It's free because it is a "mod game", but in all honestly, Enderal deserves to be its own game with at least a $20 price tag on it.

The story is incredibly well done, with a well-explained and though-out world ending threat that overarches the plotline (which can actually destroy the whole in-game world depends on your choices at the end). The side quests are fun to explore and play, and many of them are unforgettable. The environment and world building is awe-inspiring and largely consistent to this level. The combat and gameplay mechanics are probably the weakest point of the game, though a selection of mods can easily fix this weakness.

If you have a copy of TES:V Skyrim already, and you wished Skyrim was more story driven with memorable characters, events and quests like those of the Witcher serires or the Mass Effects games, click on that Install Now button. Give the game 2 hours of introduction, try to immerse yourself onto that ship, the dreams and the island, you will be hooked just as I did.

Unless you don't then may the Bonerippers get you, Cuthbert poops on you and the Black Guardian swaps place with you....

GG 10/10 better than 3000 hours on dota2
Posted 23 December, 2019. Last edited 23 December, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,031.4 hrs on record (427.4 hrs at review time)
3rd game where I'm willing to spend 1k hours in

rip life
Posted 8 June, 2019.
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11 people found this review helpful
292.8 hrs on record (231.0 hrs at review time)
Ok ok ok. I did loads of reviews on RPGs which I have played from Skyrim (first rpg ever for me, I know Im late) to The Witcher 3 ( opinion ), but, I have never did a review on a single RPG Masteriece.

And hell it's hard to express all your feeling for a game that you adore, love and formed a small cult your own or go on actively seeking other like minded players, even though t's a single player game.

Vampire: TM is a RPG classic which stood the test of time (I wasnt there to witness it, as I only come to this game in 2016. But even at 2017, the loyal player base is considerable), and will be reinstalled many times during many rainy nights for many decades to come.

V:TB gives you the opportunity to roleplay as a newborn vampire in an already established vampre society. However the Final Nights is nigh and the Father vampires are stirringfrom their sleep. Dark, grimmy, disturbed and full of action, full of sexual tension, full of story suspension but also sparks of hope, neon in the black of night and sweets in bowl of bitter-tasted chocolate - these are qualities of the world you will step into when you will buy this game.

Yes, you will buy this game. Even though the original developer White Wolf has declared bankrupcy long ago and it's a moddable single player game. You will buy it, regardless, because steam download speed is of immense help when you unevitably reinstall this game 5 years from now, without having to search for a safe Torrent link.

P/S: Oh have I mentioned that V:TB new developer is Paradox Interactive? The same company helps published Mount and Blade Warband? Oh? You dont know what the latter game title is? I suggest you go check it out, I promise you wont be disappointed.

P/S2: Remember to search for community patch and mods on nexus or moddb after you pressed that purchase button. The game is really then completed. 2017 still have people making mods for this game, sigh, timeless.
Posted 13 September, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,853.2 hrs on record (888.7 hrs at review time)
Skyrim is the first TES game I have ever played and the first RPG I have ever touched. I bought Skyrim in 2014 but have not played any of it until 2016, simply because the RPG concept is simply too strange for me at the time, a predominantly dotA, Starcraft, Boom, Cs and other online games player.

But finally on that single destined day, I got pass the game intro sequence, know how to follow quest objective and read through a few guide about what Skyrim is, I was put to sleep.

When I wake up, OMFG LIKE WTF I LOST LOKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2K HOURS IN THIS GAME IN LESS THAN 4 MONTHS PLAYING WHIKE MY DOTA 2 TIME COUNT IS LIKE 1K AFTER 1 YEAR OF PLAY LIKE WTF THATS 5:1 RATIO AND LIKE WTF I MODDED MY 2013 INTEL HD4000 3GHZ DELL INSPIRON I3 TO EXPLOSONN!!!! LIKE WTF JUST GOT TU WHITERUN AND FALL AS SLEEP CAUSE THE ORGINAL EXPLORING MUSIC IS SOOOO BORIN BUT I WAKE UP TO EPIC DRAGON COMBAT WITH REQUIRM AND EPIC QUESTING WITH 3DNPC AND LIKE WTF WOKE UP LOSING MY GIRLFREND. OH WAIT, WHOS THE ♥♥♥♥ IS MY GIRFREN.?!?!

{Heavy breathing} {heavy breathing} {-more heavy breathing}
I...the game is..a ..very well composed piece of art. It lets you tell your own story, modify the world you live in (someone have spit-acid-in-ex-face mod?) and more than importance, it introduces you to the TES universe, it attracts the larger crowd and make the true masterpiece of TES RPG namely Morrowind more accessible to the common folks.

Edit: Oh. Sorry I made a spelling mistake. By 'Morrowind' I mean 'Mount and Blade Warband', go check that out if you havent play any game up to 1k hour. Smh, sigh, scrub, sigh.
Posted 13 September, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
39.3 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
Solid game to spend more than 100 hours in. The Campaign mode is superb . the ultimate survivor challenge requires wits, game understanding, quick reflexes, quick thinking, strategic overview, map control and exploration and timing.

Wait is this Age of Empires 2 review???
Oh no, it's actually Mount and Blade Warband review. That game is so much better as a survival game.

Seriously, buy that game when its on sale. Worth every shcillings. I mean Mount and Blade: Warband.

No but seriously, DS will soon go into game Hall of Fame as the best SP survival experience.
Posted 13 September, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
623.8 hrs on record (295.1 hrs at review time)
Game so neat it's hard to review. Let's me tell you first few things about this game that pop out of my head first:

× Cold nights are full of terror
× Summer days are just gay, plainly
x Play the Singleplayer Campaign (Adventurer) mode. It's 437% (code) better than Multiplayer and also instanly make you a Multiplayer expert.
x Pigmen are creepy, but then cute, but then very demonic. You will just have to live with the uneasy feeling being around these creature
x First time playing? A n y t h i n g can kill you. Seasoned survivor? Other people kill you. Mastered the game? You kill the game for other players.

Thats about all the first things Popup as I say " Dont starve Together" loudly in my Mount and Blade Teamspeak. Then I realize the latter game is better.

No. I joke. DST is very fun , and have unlimited potentials, to become any kind of game (try a PvP wilderness game, it's PUBG with more depth more fear less shooting :( )
Posted 13 September, 2017.
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2 people found this review funny
7,178.5 hrs on record (1,073.9 hrs at review time)
I used to dominate 4k rank games playing AA (Ancient Apprition - a support class hero) going middle with Cold Fleet and superb denying ability. Before that I make The Climb (by Miley C) with Sven metagame fast Morbid M. and S. Basher. Even far before that I was a local net cafe legend with Centaur 's 5000hp count (cant get tough-er than that). And though I was 5 at the time, my Night Stalker ministuns & suprise buttsex got me laid first blood every night. Finally when I was still a zygote, my single cellular nucleus rampages 5 times using TerrorBlade unmatchable duplication!!

I was born a 4K dotA legend.

Then I woke up and find out Mount and Blade Warband is so much better.

GGezNoob

Edit after an additional 4000 hours into the game and 4 years of maturity:

Why must all kids be cringey x(
Posted 13 September, 2017. Last edited 5 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
71.0 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Best games get stale after 1k hours

Jk i dont even own it
Posted 3 May, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
36 people found this review funny
2,929.8 hrs on record (1,844.1 hrs at review time)
Broke up with my gf for 2 years!
Caution advised

Edit: still playing in 2018 rip me

Esit 2: still playing in 2020 and its causing trouble with me current gf
Caution advised
Posted 4 November, 2016. Last edited 20 April, 2020.
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