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jorgen

ladies, yes i'm available

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK

wait... lil seeto..? is that you??

if i mutilate your face, would that be considered a slimy maneuver?

Game is game. I cannot lie. you tootsied once again all over my slides. With much reluctance and many regrets, I give to you this one last request. Take my shoes, take my slides, relinquish everything but not my pride.

mad cause i crip walked on ur grandpa's grave

Corn white boy finna get walked down, betta go home white boy!

i've been training with the highest class of crip walkers over the past year in a remote sanctuary in compton, california. my steps are as fluid as water, my rhythm as on beat as a dr dre song. i WILL win once again as I have for the past 2 years. this is my manifest destiny. it's god's will, not mine,

I've practiced for a year straight. It is time you relinquish your golden crown. Crip walking is an art form of the highest degree and i will not let my talents and hard work be squandered for a 3rd time.

*tootsie's all over your slide

TOMORROW. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. IM BOUT TO TOOSIE SLIDE U INTO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION.

WHEN IS THE TOOTSIE SLIDE

the crip walking championship was a sweep by me, so inviting you would've been a waste of your time. i was being considerate. ill make sure to invite you to the annual toosie slide championship in april tho ^_^

ඞ amogus

Tell me you did not hold the crip walking championship without me

babe please ur embarrassing me

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-rep had 3 smokes and 1 stim lefgt and was last alive bro smoke us on to site ??

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u came in second to my fast pair of phalanges. u honestly had no chance, but i respect the effort. thanks for turning out:D

i really turned out to be square

great tournament everyone! i'd like to thank the now 5x champion, therealjon_gotti397!!!

2 days

be there or be square

oh SHOOT u right

its almost time to crip it up

Rip the dream of having it moved to 2/22/22

wouldve been a fitting time to hold the F I F T H annual crip walking championship.

im not even gold nova :( btw.

the official crip walking association denied ur request
-the official crip walking association

disagree, january is fine
-saweetie

petition to move the annual crip walking championship to february 22nd, 2022 so it can be more aesthetically pleasing
x_________________________ _______________

january 22nd, 2022. be there or be square

waiting for the next crip walking championship...

ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY

ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾

rom sook *nuzzles*

rom sookie <3 daddy

you're such a loser

Dead i am not.

dad's back

I am. Awaken.

currently overdosing on oxycoton

i got a headache from getting second hand smoke from a car at a stop light. hbu?