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67 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
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34.6 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 11 March.
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2.3 hrs on record
Awesome game, something simple, just DO YOUR JOB or be a slacker !
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ce jeu mérite plus de clémence dans les évaluations
Je poste une review après avoir fini le tutoriel et commencé ma base, le tutoriel peut paraitre long mais cela dépend principalement du build de départ que vous prenez, dans mon cas, j'ai pris un Niveau de Monde Moyen mais avec 0 équipement.

J'updaterais ma review au fur et à mesure, mais hormis un tutoriel long qu'on peut juste skip comme dans n'importe quel Survival-RPG, le jeu est agréable pour une Early Access, et le sound design est somptueux.

Je commence à me dire que beaucoup de joueurs qui s'en plaignent deviennent aigris à force de jouer à Palworld et Enshrouded car ils pensent que sous prétexte que Inflexion Games sont environ 100+ personnes, ils n'ont pas le droit à l'erreur ou de prendre leur temps de patcher leur jeu, surtout qu'il est au tout début de son EA.
Peut-être que mon avis changera d'ici peu, mais pour avoir l'habitude des jeux de survie catastrophiques à leur sortie (7 Days To Die, par exemple), je pense que le jeu a déjà une excellente fondation, et d'après ce que j'ai déjà vu en stream, il est déjà assez complet pour ses débuts.
Posted 26 February, 2024. Last edited 26 February, 2024.
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26.9 hrs on record
Best Street Fighter since IV Arcade Edition.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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6.3 hrs on record
Best game ever but Chivalry 1 better
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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7.9 hrs on record
Nice platformer game, a bit short, but well the story was fun, Art Direction is awesome, same for sound-design - 8/10 tbh.
Posted 30 July, 2022.
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83.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Not my first hours at all, already finished the game 2 times maybe 130-140h hours, the game is still amazing.
Posted 26 February, 2022.
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1.5 hrs on record
So, I'm not going to get mad during this review, I'm just going to explain all the problems I encountered during my 91 minutes gameplay.

Engine/Graphics issues :
- 60 FPS lock in 2022 on PC ?
- FPS stuttering when i have a RTX 3080/5800X/32GB 3200Mhz ?

Gameplay (NPC issues) :
- The first masked NPC I meet kills me after talking to me and I can't reset him?
- A boss on horseback spawns on me when I've just come out of the campfire?

Gameplay (Combat and mechanics) :
- I don't understand the dodging system which is extremely slow.
- Everything consumes stamina while the bosses have no stamina.
- And the game doesn't explain anything to you when you arrive, not even a combat tutorial.

Sadly, i liked Sifu (Die & Retry kung-fu game), despite its difficulty, but Elden Ring is clearly not my type of game, not to mention the bugs.
Posted 24 February, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
3,022.2 hrs on record (1,278.1 hrs at review time)
Excellent game, with some flaws due to a lack of moderation from Square Enix, but it doesn't really impact the gameplay, only the social aspect of the game.
Posted 22 December, 2021. Last edited 26 March, 2022.
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3.2 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Les seuls joueurs présents tryhardent leurs morts, ptdr 6 joueurs dans les charts, c'est un prank ?
Posted 13 June, 2021.
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