>open instagram
>number of followers have decreased
>hm
>open 'instafollow' app
>wait
>cry a little
>wait
>.....
>a friends name comes up
>....
>betrayal.avi
>turn phone off
>throw it in sheer fury
>head to a bar
>drink
>drink lots
>brain.exe has stopped responding
>get a gun
>drive to his house
>get pulled over by cop
>sir i need to breath test you
>shoot cop
>drive
>knock on friends door
>'friend.doc' cannot be found
>cops show up
>g2g
>manoeuvre my way past them
>make it to the airport
>hijack commercial flight
>only knowledge on how to fly planes from video games
>begin to sober up
>wtf am i doing
>too late to stop now
>fly to another country
>become international wanted criminal
>begin killing anyone who tries to stop me or get in my way
>gottagetvengance
>dont stop running
>feel like food
>stop at mcdonalds
>free wifi ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.jpeg
>remember i destroyed my phone
>borrow someone elses phone to check instagram
>realise that all of this happened because of Instagram
>ohgodwhy
>log into skype
>call friend
>wtf man
>turns out he deleted his instagram
>never unfollowed me
>....?!
>now wanted by the government for the damage i have caused
>weeks pass
>still on the run
>make my way to a small village made up of teepees and bonfires
>village community have never seen a white man before
>they think im god
>i stay for a few months and help them with simple things like proper cleaning and health
>i am worshipped
>a year passes and i dont even know my own name
>now known as Jekeil
>get sudden craving to check social networking
>memories start to come back
>realise im here being treated like a god because of an instagram killing frenzy
>brb village people
>start to head back
>after weeks of endless travel i finally get home
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur