自己出差在外，玩吗

one two, buckle my shoe
three four, buckle some more
five six, nikey kicks
UHOOHOOHOO, that is so fire!!

vi skal jo spille beatsaber sammen

💖 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝓎𝑒𝒶𝓇 💖

Extreme Destroy D1ck December
allow me to explain.

Extreme Destroy D1ck December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.

On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes

By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:

31! is 8.22x10^33.

That / 24 is 3.43x10^32.

That / 60 is 5.71x10^30.

Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52x10^28.

Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt
Erika