"With Counter Strike: Globabl Offensive, Experience the Counter Strike series like never before with state of the art terrorism, new bomb explosion sequences, air plane mode to disguise your game so you don't get arrested, and schneider lens' just look at the grass, the color, the dirt on the soldiers uniforms, the blood on the walls, i'm actually being told these are screen shots from the original counter strike 1990, not in HD, um, can we uh, can we cut the video?"
-Notch, Designer of Counter Strike: GO
"With the new Counter Strike: GO, experience Counter Strike like never before, with brand new Xbox kinect technology. look at the realism, look at the HD, look at just the movement of the terrorists and policemen, its just so magical really, im being told this is actually a montage of the different Modern Warfare games and Black Cops II, not even a Counter Strike game actually, um... yeah..."
-Satan, Official sponsor of Counter Strike