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Recent reviews by Cirque Alvis

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0.6 hrs on record
This is the story of a man named Alex. Alex worked for a company in a big building where he was employee #1992. Employee #1992's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 1992 and he pushed buttons, slid faders, and avoids interference on a control board. Live feeds came to him through a monitor on his desk, suggesting him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee #1992 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Alex relished every moment that the feeds came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Alex was happy.

And then one day, something peculiar happened, something would forever change Alex, something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for a long time when he realized that not one, single sense everyone says from the feeds for him to follow. No one had shown up to give him clarifications, call a meeting, or even say hi. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete revelation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Alex found himself unable to move for the longest time, but as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he puts his foot down and delivers a message.
Posted 2 November, 2024.
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21 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
I was promised spectacular crashes... and it did, that's why I can't play the game.
Posted 31 October, 2024.
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443.8 hrs on record (373.1 hrs at review time)
if you aint white u aint right
Posted 16 April, 2024.
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0.5 hrs on record
This "DLC" was only made for RTX 4000 series

Had 10-25fps on RTX 2060 with DLSS Ultra Performance. Seeing that chosen people were given with an RTX 4000 along with having early access to this game, honestly, this was just made to serve as an advertisement for the GPU, not a tech demo.
Posted 8 December, 2022.
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0.2 hrs on record
chill game.
Posted 6 October, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
65.4 hrs on record (43.4 hrs at review time)
Review Before Edit: [A launcher? Added an unnecessary layer of software just to play one game? Really? Game companies nowadays really have this weird obsession of creating and adding their own launcher while it's already on Steam.]

Edit: Thank God they've removed the launcher now. The world is healing.
Posted 24 September, 2022. Last edited 12 December, 2024.
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2.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Grab Came
Posted 8 November, 2021.
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3 people found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record
I'm not a furry... just wanted to try this game out.
Posted 18 September, 2021.
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636.9 hrs on record (498.1 hrs at review time)
Soldier Gaming
Posted 16 April, 2020. Last edited 16 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Looking forward into this game :]
Posted 19 December, 2018.
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