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romanticism 1 Nov, 2024 @ 3:22pm 
quite mutt
devriel02 7 Aug, 2024 @ 12:23am 
Nice platinum bro
Hellraven 29 Feb, 2024 @ 6:29am 
nice mate
76561199211622595 17 Nov, 2023 @ 7:31am 
have an offer for ya, added mate.
76561199050860382 17 Nov, 2023 @ 1:51am 
+rep pretty good player <3 add me
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dlitr 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31am 
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Radium 25 Mar, 2021 @ 5:54pm 
-rep obvious aims
snowy 9 Mar, 2021 @ 10:09am 
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Cô Bé Mùa Đông 26 Jan, 2021 @ 9:46pm 
+rep cool guyyy
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+rep cool guy
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snowy 22 Nov, 2020 @ 11:35pm 
um hi I made a group join if you'd like to
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/sleepyycs
It's called ☂ Sleepover ☂ you get the aesthetics and the tag '/sleepy' if you play csgo ha.. :luv:
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LGSLG 21 Jun, 2020 @ 10:27pm 
<gies him is hack valev PLS vban//.
Ieye ALREASDY reported he FOR times
dlitr 10 Jun, 2020 @ 12:14pm 
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
dlitr 10 Jun, 2020 @ 12:11pm 
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form
Jager Fuchs 27 May, 2020 @ 8:42pm 
-rep Jerks off to drawing of little asian kids. Also uses hacks in CS:GO competitive :steamsalty:
Fox 8 May, 2020 @ 2:54pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Fox 8 May, 2020 @ 2:51pm 
Number 15: Hungry Jacks foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Hungry Jacks burger is some cobber’s foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. Some ♥♥♥♥ on 4chan uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a bodgey bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you ♥♥♥♥♥ eat at Hungry Jacks." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's a right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mate. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Hungry Jacks in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope the bloke was rogue. How did it happen? Well, the HJ employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere on the gold coast. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Hungry Jacks branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment.
Fox 8 May, 2020 @ 2:49pm 
Oh, man, I don't want this boring food. I want something with co-branded flavor!

Howdy, dudes!

Colonel Chester!!

Did someone say KFC Cheetos co-branded chicken sandwich?

Is that a KFC chicken sandwich with Cheetos sauce and also actual Cheetos on it?!

It's like two logos in every bite!

Cheesy! Crispy! Limited time only!

Colonel Chester, you've saved us!

That's one Finger Lickin' Good product partnership! Try KFC's new Cheetos sandwich.

Wowww!
Fox 8 May, 2020 @ 2:47pm 
Cult-favorite Chicken Fries now have an added crunch. Burger King restaurants are introducing new Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries for a limited time only at participating restaurants. Made with juicy white meat chicken, Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries are coated in a salty pretzel breading seasoned with savory spices and herbs. Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries are shaped like fries and are perfect to dip in any delicious BK dipping sauces.

Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries begin with boneless white meat chicken that is coated in a salty breading and then cooked to crispy perfection. Available now for a limited time at participating restaurants, Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries have a recommended price of $3.09.

BK dipping sauces available include BBQ, Honey Mustard, Ranch, Zesty, Buffalo and Sweet & Sour. Chicken Fries will continue to remain a permanent menu item during and after the limited time offer ends.
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dlitr 9 Apr, 2020 @ 11:31pm 
Wanna play spin the bottle guys? 😜
Except we won't be playing spin the bottle and I am being held hostage by terrorists in a small shack located southwest in a small village in the province of Rutana, Burundi.

This is not a joke, please send help. 🥵
dlitr 3 Apr, 2020 @ 8:55pm 
I don't like to complain, but ROBLOX just isn't a very nice place to be. Be careful who you hangout with, because you'll start to act more and more like them. Because of ROBLOX I became a troll, a bully, a hacker, I called people ODers and noobs, I acted mean because me and my friends thought it was cool. It really isn't. I'm a Christian now, and warn anyone who plays this game: Choose your friends carefully!
dlitr 3 Apr, 2020 @ 8:55pm 
I don't like to complain, but ROBLOX just isn't a very nice place to be. Be careful who you hangout with, because you'll start to act more and more like them. Because of ROBLOX I became a troll, a bully, a hacker, I called people ODers and noobs, I acted mean because me and my friends thought it was cool. It really isn't. I'm a Christian now, and warn anyone who plays this game: Choose your friends carefully!
✠yarri 13 Mar, 2020 @ 5:15pm 
you're unlucky if you queue with this feggoht, hes brain dead and also takes jokes like your younger sister
dlitr 16 Nov, 2019 @ 9:36am 
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.
nsfw
I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.
dlitr 16 Nov, 2019 @ 9:32am 
Imagine being her silicon dildo. You sit in a dark shoe box 99.5% of the week. Over the year, you get taken out 20-30 times and everytime it feels like your birthday on Christmas. Then one day a new girthier, bigger dildo walks into the box. She opens the box, you get excited but everytime you are not selected. Two years pass, she finally picks you up, it feels more exciting than the first time she used you, she then puts you in the trash and you spend centuries in a crammed landfill.

The year is then 3442 and you feel a hand pick you up. You feel that excitement again as you are brushed up against big tities, but it isn't Jessica, no. It is a fat, smelly, old homeless man. And you know the rest.
dlitr 16 Nov, 2019 @ 9:30am 
gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
suki 14 Sep, 2019 @ 11:42pm 
+rep Taiwan
jfk went afk 18 Aug, 2019 @ 5:19pm 
+rep good trader
dlitr 13 Sep, 2018 @ 8:58pm 
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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
dlitr 7 Jul, 2018 @ 8:16am 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Wallhack
⠀└⠀✅Trigger
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dlitr 3 Jul, 2018 @ 9:25am 
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send this TABLECAT to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get 5, then you're A TRUE TABLECAT!
dlitr 26 Jun, 2018 @ 10:17pm 
*looks at specs
*sees mac
*flips table
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x 18 Feb, 2018 @ 7:59pm 
i see a cuteface