Churp
 
 
About me: I'm a software engineer. I beat off like twice a day at work. Been caught like a dozen times. One time a female coworker went on vacation and I spent an entire day just beating off in there ejaculating on various objects she touches. Everyone hates me at work. I've been forced to attend sexual harassment class twice. Boss cannot fire me because I'm one of three programmers that I know of that's highly specialized in my field. He's had to pay out 1 million dollars in lawsuits and reassign several workers. He even gave me my own private bathroom
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webb~o 13 Jan @ 2:34pm 
its actually so weird how many jealous people talking trash about elon. if you people did 10% of his daily work routine you would wish u went back to your minimal wage job. no other humans can live with that much stress. he has to have someone help him a bit. people forget he owns so many companies and has to constantly keep up with them and on top of that he has to take care of his kids. a person that people should thrive to be and not trash talk.
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ruby 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:26am 
About me: I'm a software engineer. I beat off like twice a day at work. Been caught like a dozen times. One time a female coworker went on vacation and I spent an entire day just beating off in there ejaculating on various objects she touches. Everyone hates me at work. I've been forced to attend sexual harassment class twice. Boss cannot fire me because I'm one of three programmers that I know of that's highly specialized in my field. He's had to pay out 1 million dollars in lawsuits and reassign several workers. He even gave me my own private bathroom
han 15 Aug, 2024 @ 1:39am 
yea man neon :meili:
iq2i84dr3gky4uz2 14 Aug, 2024 @ 7:25am 
Happy Birthday, you legend :D rip it up yo!! just naturally being the mintest chick ever!
webb~o 29 Jul, 2024 @ 3:22pm 
In wow you never learn anything nobody dies cause they respawn and the worst fact is in wow you have to play like a freak (like 10 hours each day) to be good in the strategy ones you actually have to use your brain to win, but for todays youth the brains are overrated =( they just want a senseless beat'em up game