So I stole this account from my dumbass grandson. Im living in a retirement home with some of my good friends in Florida. My family wont let me live by myself because I have post-traumatic stress issues. They dont know what it was like to have my left ear cut off while being interrogated by Nazis in Vietnam.

I personally love to eat at many fancy restauraunts such as Denny's and Old Country Buffet. It soothes my aged diabetic combat veins to have mass amounts of protein and fat surging through me. I have fought in many wars with my good friend Richard Killman. I also enjoy a good time with viagra and a prostitute.