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24 of 32 (75%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Completionist

Complete the game
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:45pm

Your Lessons Are Over

Complete all tutorials
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:45pm

Wash Pin Bowling

Knock Chipworth over
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:21pm

Water The Plants

Turn the sprinklers on
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:04pm

A Fishy Tail

Porpoisefully fail Jimmy's scary moment
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 1:31pm

Cleanliness Is Next To Joeyness

Clean everything up, ready for the party
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:52pm

Classic Threads

Unlock Foster's classic coat
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:43pm

Rational Or Just Crazy?

Examine all of Graham's conspiracy posters
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:34pm

Infiltrator

Enter the main gates
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:52pm

Interview Jeopardy

Complete the Alonso interview
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:34pm

Reunited With An Old Friend

Liberate Joey from the Museum of New History
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:26pm

Lax Safety

Obtain a waiver from Orana
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:34pm

Knockout

Neutralise Jimmy
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 1:31pm

The Man Behind The Iron Furnace

Enter the secret room behind the fire
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:05pm

8bit Days

Complete LINCspace
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:38pm

Crystal Clear

Read the secret message
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:09pm

Party Party

Earn a party invite
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:17pm

Hidden Trouble

Got caught spying
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:59pm

Joey Time

Free Foster
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:10pm

Freedom!

Orana can free the children
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:21pm

Equality For All

Set everyone's Qdos level to infinity
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:46pm

Time To Get Outta Here

Open the main gates to allow Wendell to leave with the kids
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:17pm

A Meeting Of Minds

Confront the Council in the Citadel
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:25pm

Snuffing Out The Light

Destroy everything that Joey created
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:40pm



Brain The Size Of A Planet

Complete the game without using any hints

The Zen Of Screaming

Set the Kids' Exhibit to speak 'Aggressively'

Hunger Games

Feed Voxel a stolen sandwich

History Lesson

Learn the full story of Joey the Saviour

Poetry Slam

Watch a full poetry recital

Two Faced

Witness both Songbird's endings
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