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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:17pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:49pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 11:57am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 10:12am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 11:43am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:02am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:38am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 1:31pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 11:16am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 1:49pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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