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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!
Posted 11 July.
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5
0.4 hrs on record
Your getting a Campaign, Skirmish and MP only. No 3v3 maps or 4v4 maps. Sorry if you wanted to have a 4v4 comp stomp.

Hard AI appears to be cheating I can't replicate their starting build its always slightly faster then I can do it copying them.

Only 2 unique factions on launch. CnC Generals had 3. Starcraft had 3. Doctrines are less flushed out then in a game like CoH where those actually affect a lot of things. They are more like basic upgrades that would exist within a building.

Zero super weapons. I kinda like those, they are always a fun meme, but just completely absent.

This seems like an RTS to compete with Starcraft E-Sports. Soundtrack and visuals are good tho.
Paying 50 Dollars for a Releasing Early Access game is not good. Probably would pick it up if it was 30 dollars but I can't imagine someone getting 50 dollars worth from just the 2 11 mission campaigns and the bare bones skirmish. Maybe if it had a Dynamic Campaign or a rogue-lite conquest style of mission it might be worth it.

Like any other game I feel is in early access, I will wait and purchase it once I feel it is complete enough to properly enjoy.
Posted 17 April. Last edited 17 April.
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8.3 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Quite possibly the gamest game to ever game. Peek Game. 11/10 Game of the year for the last 3 years. Nothing compares to the lowest lows and the highest highs up in here.
Posted 21 September, 2024.
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908.3 hrs on record (270.9 hrs at review time)
I'm doin my part!
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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60.9 hrs on record (46.1 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. THIS STORY IS A BANGER. THAT ROOM IN WITH ROCK AND ♥♥♥♥ WAS DOPE AF.
Posted 9 December, 2021.
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63 people found this review helpful
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12.6 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
I managed to win a game by traveling back in time before a bad trade, win the trade and get checkmate before my opp did later in the timelines. Quite fun.

Missing a few good features that would be nice. A Move helper for figuring a way out of check sometimes. A good Couch Coop play mode would be good as well or Hotswap if possible. A replay or save system would also be quite helpful for reviewing good moves and what not.

This is the best way to play chess. There are some spicy strats if your looking.
Posted 22 July, 2020.
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1.2 hrs on record
Game seems rather unpolished. Movement controls are completely fubar. The world map has some serious cliping. Camera jerks up at every little bump on the road but it doesnt do anything when I go prone inside a giant piece of concrete.

Plays and feels like a DayZ clone and is trying to be something it isn't. Although it had some coolish moments the intial thrill was not enough to make me keep going after awhile.

3/10, because someone had to sit here and make this game.

Posted 23 June, 2014.
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0.6 hrs on record
Ach, This is crap. GFWL and It doesn't even have the split screen or even multiplayer as in the Xbox version. Gameplay is the same but otherwise this is a fairly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ port. Do not buy.
Posted 9 May, 2012.
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