Chikamae's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:53pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:55am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:15pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 10:49am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:29pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 8:10pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 8:39am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:14am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:50am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:51am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:15pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:48am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:24pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:38pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:18am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:42pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:42pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:06pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:28am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 5:17pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 5:09am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:27pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:50pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:47pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 3:31pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:34am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:37pm