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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:28am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:01pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:01pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:38am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:26am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:15am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 9:39pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:09am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 11:23am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:56am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:48am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:33am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:14am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:52pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 9:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:25am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 5:28am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:01pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:01pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:43pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:41pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:14pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:09pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 11:23am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:58am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:58am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:33pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 11:05am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:51pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 5:06pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:20pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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