Why do people enjoy ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture? The act of intentionally or accidentally bringing pain upon the male genitals is typically a thought that people wince at with great force. However, there is a reason why this is an enjoyable experience. One rooted in the most important of sciences. Physics. Take, for example, a bottle of Tobasco Sauce. If one where to move the bottle up and down in a motion reminiscent to the one used during male self-stimulation it typically results in a moderate amount of sauce exiting the bottle. If struck hard on the bottom, however, a large amount will spurt out.

Should this be done with the name genitals, turning them upside down and then striking the bottom of the scrotum with moderate to immense force, this will result in a large amount of seed to be ejected from the penis due to the energy being transferred from the palm of the hand to genitals. Therefore, because of physics and the transfer of energy from palm to the genitals, ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture is a scientifically pleasurable experience.

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, Booga! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy ?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, Booga!! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Crikes, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

The question of which chipmunk is getting the best pegging can be solved in many different ways. I am going to run each pair of chipmunks through three categories: facial expression of the one being pegged, facial expression of the one pegging, and visible exhaustion. First of all, let’s look at the chipmunks. Simon presents himself as being confused more than anything. His narrow eyes and gaping mouth seem to show a sense of disbelief. “Is this all she can do?” He is clearly not being pegged well. Alvin is biting his lip and looking away. He is feeling pleasure, with a hint of pain, coupled with a sense of guilt or embarrassment. He is in a lower position, he feels naughty and ashamed. Alvin might be showing signs that he is being pegged well, but Theodore blows him out of the water. His mouth is open, his tongue is out, he is clearly at his climax. He is enjoying himself and shows that he is being pegged properly. One point for Theodore.

Next, let’s look at the Chipettes. Jeanette (right) is covering her mouth. She looks just as embarrassed as Simon. She feels weak and obsolete, she is clearly showing a lack of confidence. She is embarrassed that Simon is not feeling as much pleasure. She is not giving an appropriate pegging. Eleanor (center) is giving off a similar expression to Theodore. She is quite adequate at pegging and she knows it. But the point ultimately goes to team Alvin, as Brittany (left) is clearly showing a very pleasured expression, her tongue is fully out of her mouth, her eyes are crossed. She is experiencing sexual euphoria.