Top 5 things i'm gonna do when I make it

1. Instantly become corrupt

2. Backstab my day 1s

3. Make the homeless fight for money

4. Drive under the influence

5. Marry a gold digger (no prenup ofc)

HM: sell a fake course

+Rep
+Commend
+Better Than me

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Hey Man, i have a very important message to share with you today.
Recently i've noticed there has been an abnormal increase in people spamming big chunks of texts that makes no sense on other people's profiles, they call it a pasta something or idrk, what even does a big chunk of text has to do with a type of Italian food that is typically made from an unleavened dough of durum wheat flour (semolina) mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. It's not funny guys. stop it, you're wasting everyone's time, imagine how the people that took 5 minutes out of their day just to read it feels about it ... not to mention how unbelievably childish it is to just drop a random big chunk of text on someone's profile, it's the internet equivalent of ringing someone's door bell and running away. very rude and not cool to do guys. so yeah, please spread this message guys. and just.. stop spamming people's profiles with big chunks of text.

I’m so glad my wife and I decided against abortion. In the end, our baby ended up being a shiny!! Apparently it’s really rare but it has completely different skin color than me which is like super lucky

I'm not transphobic, but I saw this trans person (they had the thigh high socks and trans flag shirt) vomit up a smaller albino version of themselves. When I asked how they did that they let out a high frequency shriek and shoot blood out their left eye. I think I've been marked, because now every non binary non cis person I know is hostile towards me. They see me and then a blue light shoots out of there mouth and they start yelling at me in tongues.

The blinds are drawn but I can still feel them looking at me. I'm scared. I called the police but now they joined them in staring at my house. Some of them are pre-op, post-op, femboys, tomgirls, and one has really long arms that reach the ground. I'm afraid for my life. I'm running low on food.

I get phone calls from loved ones. Sometimes they are concerned, but occasionally they act like nothing is wrong. They don't act natural, they tell me that the convergence is soon and I am powerless to stop it. God has abandoned me.