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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:33pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 4:41pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:03pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:47pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:56pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:57pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:53pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:06pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 4:54pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 5:20pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 4:50pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:48am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 9:10am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:21pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:38pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:18pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 5:31pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:42pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 5:17pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 5:22pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 4:04pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:56pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 5:31pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 5:53pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:26pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:29pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:11pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:39pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:24pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 5:08pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 5:09pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 5:17pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:38am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:58pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 5:14pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 2:53pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 5:32pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 8:01am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 1:12pm