Hey man, I know this is way out of the way for you. But if you know "internetflexing" on your friends list kinda well. Could you ask him/her to add me? Would be appreciated.

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Okay so please listen to what I have to say. Im really confused so a while ago, I was masturbating with an egg when right when I was about to orgasm, my vag just like, sucked it up. It was like a vaccum. Not just a regular vaccum, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared that I spent the rest of the night trying to queef that egg out but it wouldn't come out.

The next day, while I was playing basketball during gym, the egg fell out and into my underwear! I was so afraid to take it out because I was scared people were going to think i was growing a penis or something. When I got home, I took it out and found out that the egg had HARD-BOILED! My vagina is a vaccum and a pot of boiling water! It hard-boiled an egg!

Im not done! So I didnt know what else to do so i put the egg in the fridge and a couple hours later, my dad was eating an Egg Salad Sandwhich! He then started gagging and coughing.

Should I tell my dad about the egg?

если ты, чмо, сражаешься без чести, то и умирай, как собака

im deleting you daddy

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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks.
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