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It's a very fast paced game with extremely clunky controls that force you to take everything slowly, and then half the controls don't even function correctly most of the time. It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BATTLE to try and play this game. It's a shame because if it was actually possible to control the character and do basic things like running on walls consistently, doing the rope-grab things consistently, being able to roll on landing consistently, or really just do anything in this game consistently, then it would actually be fun. Instead you get to play through the same challenges over and over wondering exactly where the game is going to break because the devs decided to focus entirely on the world design and put absolutely no effort into how the game actually feels and how it controls. Every time I boot this game I am frustrated within minutes, and as soon after I accept any mission I am livid.

This game masquerades as though it should be a fast paced game, but if you actually want to do anything with consistency, you have to go at a snails pace.

Runs horribly, has multiple game breaking bugs that have been around since the game released, takes the mechanics of Deus Ex: Human Revolution and ♥♥♥♥♥ on them, uninspired story that is boring, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls with unresponsive movement, just a complete failure and disgrace of a terrible attempt at creating a game.

I cannot recommend this game for one single reason: Once you boot up the game, there is an intro cinematic that is louder than any other sound I have ever played through my computer. My volume was at 48% with my headphones on, and I think I might have actually damaged them because of how loud the cinematic is. My ears are ringing and hurt quite a bit because of it. This cinematic plays every single time you start up the game and there is no way to disable it.

The game itself is very fun, but since it can't be played at all without it crashing 30 seconds after loading in I would recommend buying it used for a console if you really want to play it. Unless you are one of the fabled lucky few who can get this crap pile of a port working, it's not worth your time, money, or effort. You aren't buying a game; you are buying frustration.

Bought this mostly because I love playing Zombies, and I jumped right into the remake map, 'The Giant,' and I absolutely loved it. The gameplay is fantastic, it's responsive, and very fun. I'm looking forward to delving deep into this game.

ROB BANKS GET MONEY

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Very fun, addicting, silly, and manly. Can be VERY frustrating if you rush through missions quickly, as the enemies will end up being a much higher level than you, and they are very overpowered. Sometimes it gets repetetive, but the game seems to know that and thus the dialogue breaks the fourth wall a lot. I usually get bored of playing a game for more than 4-5 hours, but I spent 15 hours playing this game at once (with bathroom and food breaks, and stretching once in a while, of course :P ), and didn't want to stop, but it was 3 AM so I had to get some sleep. This game will be my downfall, because I want to do nothing but play it.