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I hate this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

I don't know ♥♥♥♥ about cars.

I think I got this game in a Humble Bundle pack and decided to play it. I can't stop thinking about it.

It's simple, repetitive, chill, and fun.

I've been in a slump with games recently and my friend told me about this. I was unsure, so I played the demo and I liked it a lot and bought it. It's been 3 days and I love this stupid game. I put on some chill tunes, sell my product, and skate around.

I have a lot of hope that the dev will continue adding content to keep the game from getting stale, but right now it's very chill and very fun.

Truthfully most of my hours have been on failed honor mode runs with my friends. However, that goes to show you how good of a game this is.

As a fan of playing Dungeons and Dragons, this felt like the next best thing, especially when your friends are unable to meet to play. But more than that, the story is so rich with things to do. There is so much in terms of plot, side quests, the setting is so vast and immersive. The characters all feel alive. The companions are truly a magical experience, a nice little group of traumatized individuals and misfits. The character creation aspect is so fun. The roleplay is as well. Honor Mode, while difficult, is such an amazing challenge to go through as well. I've failed probably 30 honor mode runs in the past few months, and I don't regret a single one because of how much fun I have had. This game has been continuing to bring me joy in the year I have owned it, and I cannot recommend it enough to those who want immersive stories, engaging characters, and sexy muscular tiefling women.

The night was cold and rainy. This town is sick.

I had a case, a kidnapping. Lihua Song was her name. I had to find her in 6 hours. I searched her apartment, her work, questioned her coworkers. Everything came up as a dead end, and I was running out of time. Eventually the deadline for the ransom had stopped, and I knew it was too late to save her. That didn't stop me though. The case was in the back of my mind the entire time. I couldn't focus on anything else for too long without gravitating back to Lihua and her disappearance.

One night I was in Zheng Heights apartments, little place. Rundown. Looking for a jade necklace for one of the tenants on the 6th floor. God, what have I been reduced to? Looking for necklaces for petty cash. How sickening. I went into the basement to search the storage room and I couldn't believe my eyes: Lihua Song's body.

Immediately I searched the body and searched the room for prints. I found a note with a name: Wang Yan Yin. He was my best shot at finding out what happened here, but I was ready for anything. I had my handcuffs ready. I went to his apartment and searched the place. I found notes about chemicals and their effects on test subjects. I found poison. Then I flipped on the lights. On the kitchen counter was a human skull. I heard the key in the door as it unlocked and in walks Wang. He saw me and immediately grabbed a knife to fight me. I picked up a dumbbell nearby, and hit him over the head. He was knocked unconscious. I handcuffed him and questioned him. He admitted to the killing. I turned him in. The damage was done, but justice was served. I'm sorry Lihua.


This game is pretty fun.

Day 28:

We decided to build a bar, named "The Back View Lounge." While constructing the floor of the bar and the walls, our builder made a mistake and accidentally went into the goat enclosure. "Tax Fraud" was found safely and returned to our repaired enclosure. "JFK" was nowhere to be found though. Lord knows when he disappeared, but the shark was behind us so we suspect he did not last long.

RIP John Fortnite Kennedy

You are gone, but you are certainly not forgotten

The only game better than Among Us

This game has it all. Heartbreak. Drama. Action. Comedy. Romance. Betrayal. Cyborgs. Robots.

This game has it all honestly. The story is mindblowing, the graphics are insane, and the premise is just pure genius. This is really fun for playing with friends and hiding the screen from your parents as they enter the room. And the sounds in this game? Music to my ears.

10/10 game, and this review is 100% genuine btw

Day 17: I met Sergiu, a new guard. He says he is from the Nirsk district same as me, and we become fast friends. He promises to protect me from terrorists.

The next day there was a terrorist attack, and I instinctively grabbed the tranquilizer gun and took out the assailant, saving Sergiu's life.

The day was cut short, but on the next day Sergiu thanks me for saving his life and he tells me about how his aim has deteriorated since the war. It was no problem, he would have done the same thing for me I am sure.

The next few days go on without a problem, then another terrorist attack and I again shot the assailant. I know that Sergiu is not very good at aiming and I don't intend to hold it against him. In those types of situations I even freeze up, and those happen all of the time to me.

Two days after the latest attack on the checkpoint Sergiu asks me a favor, to let in his beloved sweetheart he met during the Six Year War, a woman named Elisa from Kolechia. Of course I say yes, he is my friend and I want him to be happy.

Elisa shows up but does not have the proper papers, I let her in anyway. Young love is worth the citation I think. They meet after she crosses through the checkpoint. Sergiu yells her name and they run towards one another and embrace. It was beautiful. The long lost lovers finally reuinted. They walk together and embrace once more before Sergiu returns to his post and they separate.

If only I knew the horrors that would strike that day....

Terrorists attacked the checkpoint that very day. A group of three, one on the ground and two on bikes. I was able to hit one on a bike, the other one blew himself up. I hit the one on the ground with my tranquilizer but it was too late. The grenade had left his hand and landed right in the middle of the guards. None of them made it out alive. Sergiu was dead. My heart shattered. I was unaware of everything else despite the fact that Sergiu was dead. Elisa had no one else in the world. I had let her in for nothing. I'm lost without my friend Sergiu. This was truly a dark day in Arstotzka. I had half the mind to flee to Obristan, but I couldn't leave my family behind. Not because of some guard I barely knew and his love.

I will remember you forever, Sergiu.

Glory to Arstotzka.