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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
15.6 hrs on record
the building is bad, it still needs more work in my opinion
the fighting is quite good
however the mining / digging is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful

I will be honest if you dont get it in a discount.
the price of 19.99$ doesnt worth it
Posted 28 June, 2017.
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1.2 hrs on record
i be frank, this game is harder, more anoying, trickier
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and you might need an auto clicker
sacrificing your mouse isnt worth it!
Posted 27 April, 2017. Last edited 28 June, 2017.
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0.5 hrs on record
hardly worths sh!t.
1. if you are buying this to fap, spoiler alert but the game is too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dark to see anything
2. if you can fap with the female char then you propably dont need to buy this and play, just go to newgrounds
3. if you are buying this as a joke, dont, its not worth it.
4. if you are buying this as a prank, to give it to someone else, then maybe you are way too cruel and need to take a momment of your precious time to look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself what have you become. Just find another ♥♥♥♥ to gift as a prank, if you dont want to lose your friend.

however I recommend this game
1. the name
2. I want you to suffer like I did
3. its a good scare, 10/10 horror, just refund it after you see the horror
4. The horror of ♥♥♥♥, dont get confused and think that its a game.
5. I have it in my library just so i can show it to my friends and trick them in buying this game as a prank. of course they refund it and unfriend me after they block me! xD
Posted 21 April, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
I am planning on refunding this game and rebuying it whent it gets some serious discount.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ though, i believe it wont take long, the game is a piece of ♥♥♥♥ that doesnt worth 5$ let alone 60$

I mean what the ♥♥♥♥ were they thinking when they put the price!

also the game is worse than dark souls 1 in pc controls (at least you could use the mouse) imagine dark souls 1 without being able to use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouse (its that bad in controls)
(btw the dark souls 1 without any mod fix)

and in graphics and many things it reminds me of devil may cry 3, seriously, if i hadnt played dmc 3, I would never get the controls so quickly

but the difference between dmc 3 and berserk is that berserk is worse in graphics and while dmc has better graphics and original videos (which are not taken from a movie), a better loading screen, a crystal clear tutorial guide to explain the controls, playable controls on pc.
THE ONLY THING BERSERK HAS IS A BIGGER PRICE! AND LESS COMBOS (next to none) but hey, maybe they didnt put almost any combos to make the game less complicate cause , ITS NEARLY UNPLAYABLE ON PC! wait! ITS A PC GAME!!!! HOLY SH!T!!! now i must get a controller since keyboard doesnt work in this game.


i am not planning on giving it up, but on second thought, now that i played it and seen how horrible it is. I think i can wait for a discount, seriously the game is that bad, maybe next week, the game will be flooded with negative reviews, so discounts will come like rain on this game.
or the price will change.

guys either buy devil may cry 3 or wait for the pricce to change!
its my only advice for you!

edit: btw i am not saying the game, is that bad, but that it doesnt worth the 60$
in my opinion its worth 10$ or less

dont get me wrong I too am a berserk fan, otherwise i wouldnt bother buying it, but i too have my limits, with a piece of ♥♥♥♥ game
Posted 1 March, 2017. Last edited 1 March, 2017.
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12 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
DONT BUY THIS GAME!!! i dont know if the others were payed to put positive comments but this game sucks big deal

you cant press witht the mouse the otions by clicking on them, you must put the mouse above the box with the option

and you cant close it by pressing the X with the mouse, you must search where there is reaction, its to the left and i found it after 5 mins of trying to close an option in the menu...... -_-

this game combat isnt any better than yet another zombie defence, which is cheaper and better, if you want to see how this game would be if it were complete then play yet another zombie defence in survival mode.

it has a lot of bugs right now and i wouldnt recomend it even with a discount i bought it for 1.59$ and unless its 0.10$ or less its not worth it.

i am going to wait and see if it gets better.
i am not expecting a lot
just to be playable
cause its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying
Posted 16 January, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record
if the game was half as good as the trailer i would recomend it BUT its twice as worse, so i wont recomend this piece of garbage, if you want to buy this to give it as a prank to your friends then okay. I AM VERY SURE THEY WILL HATE IT!!!

lets have a list of some negatives

1.There is no animation for anything except fighting, the rest is images and options and when I am saying images, litterally its like the cut a persons picture wich was cartoonised and put it there a kid in the kidagarden would do better and then put some plain options to choose wich when you press on them everything except fights will have something like the same image with the same expression everywhere and options to choose

1.5.Awful artwork

2. when i am saying that there exists animation in fighting i meant the shaking of the characters nothing else, same postures same everything, they dont even change expression when they are hit, dammn thats hardcore do they even feel pain, cause if they do i have no way to know.

3. the story is very plain. YOU WANT REPUTATION! END OF THE STORY

4.If you buy this for your friends then you wont be having any friends after this.


I am going to keep this game to get the cards and all i got it with a discount which is 0.49$ but even then its not worth that, believe me games like klabi have more work done on them than this.

dont buy this game

if even after all that you are still not convinced not to buy this game then go suffer for your self
Posted 15 January, 2017. Last edited 15 January, 2017.
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12.1 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
I got to say some things now so you can be prepareed for the following stuff I am about to say.

This game has a very interesting gameplay that hardly gets boring.
This game has some minor glitches but not enough to affect the gameplay.
This game doesnt have a tutorial.

WARNING!!!
If you buy this game, play low star missions untill you grasp the basics and some better weapons. Dont be a noob (just casue you know how to shoot doesnt mean you are good, there are many stuff that cant be done with skills, like your max hp, more defence, faster reloads, faster speed, a closet(that enables you to change clothes midgame), better accuracy ext.

Now that this is out of the way.
1. Its better to play with friends
2. Although it has singleplayer its boring as ♥♥♥♥ so you will only play with others
3. There are no easy missions with a lot of rewards
4. It has noobs (be carefull)
5. It has me (I hope you dont need me to explain that)
6. Be prepared for a lot of grinding
Posted 4 January, 2017. Last edited 4 January, 2017.
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501.3 hrs on record (105.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
REASONS TO BUY THIS

1.the trailer is so old and should not be trusted
2.the game is awsome
3.discounts are rare ( kinda negative but if you want to help the devs then buy it )
4.rust legacy is unfortunately going to be removed, so if you are going to buy this you better have a good pc
5.be alone or else dont buy ( contains nudity. In short you are naked , everybody is naked )
6.there are girl chars ( by the number 5 reason, thats something good )
7.the gender you are going to get is random ( thats a bummer )
8.you can censore the nudity
9.there is a wide range of weapons (not going to get in details, basicly the weapons that arent in this game can be counted with the fingers that your hand has)
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-1.sometimes the animals can pass through walls (for example, when i was looking at the items in my chest, I suddenly die and see that 2 bears had passed through the walls of my house and killed me then left)


nothing else, just buy it!
its early access, the game is still being developed!
Posted 7 December, 2016.
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1.5 hrs on record
JUST DO IT
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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0.1 hrs on record
this game is so monotone that, I couldnt be bothered to play it for even an hour
you arent going to find a lot of staff to do in this game other than listening to music
cause the gameplay gets boring preety fast, I recomend you to go to youtube
to listen to the music :)
Posted 13 November, 2016.
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