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Recommended

215.1 hrs on record (157.4 hrs at review time)

The single best multiplayer game I have ever been fortunate enough to play. You and "The Boys" on a submarine shooting alien beasts, fighting pirates, and searching ancient alien ruins? Noone will be late to gamenight. Every 20-minute-mission spirals into an hour-long-space-opera. I type this review after welding myself into a room and yelling to my crew "Don't let me out, no matter what i say! Don't open the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door!". This game is worth it's price by two orders of magnitude. Stop reading my review and play it. Now.

Posted 20 July.

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11.3 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)

This game turned me from a pansy twink boyfailure into a bearded man with chest hair and a strong distaste for elves. Skyrim feels like a welch man wrote a fanfic of beowulf and the odyssey. This game has me by my hairy, hairy huevos and its tuggin' 'em off my abdomen, man.

Posted 10 January.

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Recommended

14.0 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)

This game got me as hard and red as cedar

Posted 26 June, 2023. Last edited 26 June, 2023.

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Recommended

93.0 hrs on record (45.8 hrs at review time)

this game is terrible

Posted 20 March, 2023.

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0.0 hrs on record

I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Please forgive me. It had a healing grenade. Oh god. Please forgive me oh god I'm so sorry please forgive me. Please! OH GOD PLEASE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE I'M SO SORRY IT HAS A HEALING GRENADE OH GOD I'M SO SORRY PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE!

Posted 8 January, 2023.

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Recommended

43.4 hrs on record (38.4 hrs at review time)

mama's got the nasty jam, homesauce

Posted 11 November, 2022.

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185.9 hrs on record (101.2 hrs at review time)

if you've ever wanted to conquer planet after planet of phalluses as a phallus yourself, this is the game for you.

Posted 9 August, 2022.

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11.4 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)

This game gave me a painful, >4 hour long & strictly intellectual, diamond-hard rager that could bore through granite. Throughout my heartwarming and memorable playthrough, I shared many similarities with that of a cedar tree. I was hard, red, long, and tenaciously invested in continuing. It is the human race's submission for "best thing" skirting past other, lesser competitors like "dinosaurs", "chili dogs", and "monster trucks". I would pull the trolley lever, redirecting a trolley into 5 people to save this game. If you like stories, games, fun, or joy, this is the game for you.

Posted 26 July, 2022. Last edited 2 August, 2024.

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Recommended

32.3 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)

exactly like sex.

Posted 13 June, 2022.

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Recommended

458.3 hrs on record (360.2 hrs at review time)

I've played this since i was a wee little tot. This game is the best game ever, no exceptions.

Posted 16 June, 2020.

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