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im writing this review on an airplane rn and im having major withdrawl from erp

The title may come off as weird but dont let that scare you away from one of the best indie rpg's this decade. This is up there with undertale, oneshot, and omori IMO.
SLARPG is the 10/10 indie rpg experience the soundtrack is amazing, the characters are loveable, the game is not too long, no grinding, side content is meaningful, store is pretty good, and theres so much whimsy that just makes the game a million times better than it already is. The dev is a very sweet person as well and when i had an issue had a quick and helpful response time. Thank you Bobby and Ponett for this amazing experience hopefully we see more of your characters in the future :)

This is the 10/10 yakuza game you are looking for and playing 0 and kiwami just to get to here is worth it

Its a banger yakuza game but you really got ask questions as to why certain characters werent in 0 at all or how everything went to $hit so fast

I loved the mini stories this game has to tell inside of the steins gate universe.

I gave away all aspects of my life and got the platinum i am John Yakuza

This game has so many options when it comes to gameplay. This one goblin wanted me to lick his feet but since i had a mind reading potion i blackmailed him and made him lick mine instead. Oh this spider queen is 2 levels higher than me and im not equipped at all to kill it. It took a couple tries but i ended up shooting what it was standing on and i made it die to fall damage. This game is nanners when it comes to the many Many different things you can do!

This game downloaded a trojan that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife and killed my dog. I did get some steam achivements out of logging which is nice but it cant bring samuel back

This game is amazing when it comes to the world, graphics, and fun. The one issue is the playerbase and the pvp system. There is no option to turn off pvp or play alone in your own world to avoid everyone. You will have 3 sweaty virgins come up to you and form an alliance just to sink your ship while youre doing the raid you spent 3 hours setting up for. The people are awful and although you might meet a couple of nice people it does not cancel out the amount of people who will attack you for no reason even though you offered to share the money you could have made.

This game would be so perfect if you could simply turn off pvp and explore and discover new things about the world together with your friends but the playerbase will go out of your way to make sure that doesnt happen. Even when you think youre about to get the upper hand in a fight you will just get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mechanic to one shot you and your ship. Unless this game adds a peaceful option it is not worth getting invested in at all.

went in expecting a garten of banban but was pleasently surprised even for mascot horror. fun puzzles, great acting especially the lore tapes you can collect. those tapes showed me that this game had actual effort lol. The story was interesting and told it in a cool way (in my opinion) my only gripe was that it isnt a complete story and that i was left wanting more. 7/10 for being actually decent mascot horror.