Recent reviews by Hank

I grew up on 1.6.

this is pure garbage. I don't understand how Valve could let something like this happen. Why the ♥♥♥♥ did it need 2 gigs of data? Valve, you should be ashamed you let such a great game go down the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like this.

Graphics-
16 years old. Some of the character and gun designs are okay. The zombies themselves are somewhat creative. There's one with a coffin with what seems to be an arm hanging out, grasping at the air. The zombie can hrow the coffin as a projectile. Pretty original. Overall, the graphics are just dated. But the same can be said about CS 1.6. However, there is little to none originality in this game in the way of graphics. Most of the guns, maps, and skins were taken directly from CS. Of course, you can always grind for some of the lame steampunk looking guns and skins, but that would be a massive waste of time you could spend playing much better games.

Sounds-
The annoucers are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful. It's annoying, muffled, and overall just very amateurish. Most of the sounds are also directly from 1.6. Shocker, I know. Any sounds or voices that aren't directly copied are suprisingly worse. The zombies all sound like ♥♥♥♥. The music sets the bar for being absolutely mediocre. Elevator music is less generic.

Community-
You'll find three kinds of people in this game.
1.) Kids that take the game very seriously, have most guns unlocked, skins up the ass, and will defend the game until the end of time.
2.) Foreigners.
3.) People that recognize the game for the trash it is and quickly uninstall.

Gameplay-
This is what matters most in any game: Is it actually fun?

Sorta.

If you grew up on 1.6 as I did, and fondly remember the zombie servers, you could find some nostalgic bliss if you can work your way past the awful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. However, the game is just bad. So many things prevented me from liking this game. At the core, it could be fun. It has the potential. But it's not ever going to get there. Everything that made 1.6 zombie servers great is completely non-existent here.



Final Judgement-
I give the game 2/10 for an easy uninstallation and reminded me to go play 1.6 after 6 years. Also, you can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ curse. So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid.

get it or you suck ♥♥♥♥♥