i...am a gamer. i live for adrenaline. i live for the glory. i game to live. i live to game. i don't die, i just respawn. when you come to me trying to beat me down with your preppy sports talk, it makes me weep. you choose to live in one world, while i inhabit thousands. i can play anywhere, at anytime i want. i sometimes even play in the bath, although mom says i'll electrocute myself. i know that i'll just come back as a phantom, and keep on gaming. the pen is mightier than the sword for sure, but the video game controller is a key, a key to infinite adventure. but so is the LED RGB keyboard that i got for my birthday. i am more than a jack of all tools, all of the tools of gaming are my trade. i have fought demons, vampires and small children, but why fight when i can destroy you at any game of your choosing. a battle of brawn? a battle of wits? how about a battle of hand eye coordination? i can use all the weapons in my arsenal to destroy you. it can be any fight, any race, and challenge. you can try to do what my dad did, throw me out in the lake on a speeding boat, but i'll show you like i showed him. gamers don't drown, they rise up. as long as it's on the digital imagination landscape, i am the driver, and i get to decide if we're getting mcdonalds.