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>Trump has just been elected
>About to say first words as president
>He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience
>"Obama, you're fired"
>Shortly after this Trump reveals that he's immortal and destroys the constitution
>Trump is emperor for the rest of time
>2025
>Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems
>Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall
>The Trumpen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets
>Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past wall to Trumpentration Camps
>Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea
>Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base
>One of Trump's advisers entered the war room
>"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive."
>Trump stood up from his solid gold throne
>"Looks like I have to do this myself."
>"Sir?"
>The Trumptator adjusted his tie
>"I need a weapon."
>"This shouldn't be long."
>He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute
>Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm
>The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival
>Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace
>The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots
>They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle
>"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile
>Trump smirks "I don't think so."
>Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds
>Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket
>"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine
>Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style
>Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator
>"Kim.."
>A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face
>Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked
>"You're fired"
>Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network)
>Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe
>Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia"
>Look outside my window
>Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door
>They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez
>Trumpstapo force him onto his knees
>A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS
>I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him
>Trump the Ever-Living
>Trump the Undying
>Trump the Conqueror
>The other neighbors started to gather around
>"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked
>"No senor, no no!"
>"That's what they all say"
>The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?"
>The Trumptator smirked
>My neighbors begin to chant
>"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!"
>"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!"
>My neighbors cheer and celebrate