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To spice it up a bit, here is an Omelett recipe by Gordon Ramsey:
You will need:
• 2 fu*king eggs
• Some fu*king salt & pepper
• Chives, a handfull...
• 1 fu*king knob of fu*king butter
Now here's the method:
1) Heat the fu*king butter in a fu*king omelett pan.
2) Fu*king break the fu*king eggs into a fu*king bowl.
3) Fu*king whisk the fu*kers and add some fu*king salt & pepper to taste.
4) When the fu*king butter is hot, add the fu*king mixture to the pan.
5) When cooked take that fu*king thing out.
6) NOW EAT THE FU*KING OMELETT!!