i am warning you i will call the police

please stop trying to touch my dog he's very nervous

PROPER NONCE AHAHAHHAHAHAHHH

Spoiler your bad

I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight.

Look. You absolute piece of nothing, if I see you next to my girlfriend again. I will beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of you, and I promise you that.