Far to the east, an army of evil is rising
(Deathknights of Crail)
Under the spell of sorcerer's twisted design
(To darkness we hail)
With their blades of black fire they enslave the land
Obeying their master's will
The force of their terror no mortal can stand
(Knights of evil, kill)
Long ago in the distant future, they were a force for the light
But now in the ancient times, they slaughter peasants by night
We are the masters of the galaxy
We're the lords of Space Dundee
The destroyers of reality
On a quest for all eternity
We're the masters of the galaxy
We're the lords of Space Dundee
The destroyers of reality
Knights of evil, arise

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.
Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.
11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

hi! Im looking for people to sign a petition for me, if you would hear me out, in Nigeria last year over 200,000 squirrels were kidnapped and forced into combat roles as squirrel soldiers, our petition will hopefully force their captors to realize the error in their ways and to eventually let the squirrel soldiers go without the need for a war. Thank you to listening to my cause.

Leafs beat #1, go on to lose to #29. *sloooooow clap*

how aboot dem Pens dere ey boyo

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