If bread in french is pain, then I own a bakery.

Women should use anime girls as a role model for how they should behave in a relationship. As a man who has played over 100 dating sims (which gives much more relationship experience than marrying a single person), I can confidently say that I am well-versed with women and fully comprehend their complex and unpredictable behavior. From my dating experiences, I have concluded that anime girls are far superior compared to 3D women.

ARREST GREG FISCHER ON COLLUSION CHARGES

My wife got mad at me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer” by the Monkees. At first, I thought she was kidding.
But then I saw her face.
And now I believe her.

poggers butthole

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are