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A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Scully: It's a north American P-51 Mustang.
Navy Investigator: Yeah, it sure is.
Mulder: I just got very turned on. (!!!)
"The X-Files: Piper Maru"
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Be valiant, but not too venturous.
Let thy attire be comely, but not costly.
-- John Lyly
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Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Coningsby"
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The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.
-- John Milton
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I had the rare misfortune of being one of the first people to try and
implement a PL/1 compiler.
-- T. Cheatham
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