Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.
-- Buckaroo Bonzai
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A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman
makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
-- Frost
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Computer programs expand so as to fill the core available.
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Sic transit gloria mundi.
[So passes away the glory of this world.]
-- Thomas `a Kempis
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 *** NEWSFLASH ***

Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!! Details at eleven!
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"You get more air close to the ground," said Angalo. "I read that in a
book. You get lots of air low down, and not much when you go up."
"Why not?" said Gurder.
"Dunno. It's frightened of heights, I guess."
-- The nomes discuss science
(Terry Pratchett, Wings)
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"The number of Unix installations has grown to 10, with more expected."
-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June, 1972
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