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Recent reviews by coquitow

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
72.9 hrs on record (71.6 hrs at review time)
Simulador de conurbano Argentino
Posted 8 August, 2024.
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15.1 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Real yakuzas eat their vegetables.
Posted 29 September, 2023.
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12.4 hrs on record
Chainsaw go brrr
Posted 9 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
89.6 hrs on record (26.2 hrs at review time)
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod
Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!
Wo lost fron wah ney dov, ahrk fin reyliik do jul
Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein

Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod
Rul lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein!
Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, vey zeim hokoron pah
Ol fin Dovahkiin komeyt ok rein!

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

Ahrk fin Kel lost prodah, do ved viing ko fin krah
Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!
Alduin, feyn do jun, kruziik vokun staadnau
Voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein!

Nuz aan sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok
Fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!
Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot
Dovahkiin kos fin saviik do muz!

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
Posted 25 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
164.1 hrs on record (133.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I LOVE the combat
The animations are AMAZING
This game is AWESOME
I LOVE it
Posted 18 February, 2023. Last edited 29 September, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
46.9 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
La ♥♥♥♥ a bailar por casi 1G
Si viene por nieve no va a comer
Okay, okay, la trampa es ley
La gorra, que la chupe, no sabe qué hacer

Okay, okay, free bars de hotel
¿Cuánto caramelo querés?
Mueve los pomelo' otra vez
Que muera de celos tu ex

Oh ma, Crobar, ♥♥♥♥♥ please, nota
Whisky, rolas, brindis, trolas, mil feats, dollars
Winning money para todas, caras cenas, gatas sogas
Venas llena', cara e' droga y ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥

Vienen esas putas, pero estoy a mil
Miligramo 20, baby, rivotril
Xanax my love, hoe no soy Lil peep
Sé que en el infierno nos espera el vip, yeah

Nos espera el vip
Sé que en el infierno nos espera el vip, yeah
Nos espera el vip
Sé que en el infierno

La ♥♥♥♥ a bailar por casi 1G
Si viene por nieve no va a comer
Okay, okay, la trampa es ley
La gorra, que la chupe, no sabe qué hacer

Okay, okay, free bars de hotel
¿Cuánto caramelo querés?
Mueve los pomelo' otra vez
Que muera de celos tu ex

Rola rola el sushi, yeah
Vaina varias groupies, yeah
Vaina estar pegados, okay si
Bailan Bad and Boujee, ah

Quiere verme con el oro al cuello
Guillotina blanca pa' tumbar camellos
Tomo mucho, no soy uno de ellos
Por mi sangre enferma o que me falte el techo

Vienen esas putas, pero estoy a mil
Miligramo 20, baby, rivotril
Xanax my love, hoe no soy Lil peep
Sé que en el infierno nos espera el vip, Yeah

Nos espera el vip
Sé que en el infierno nos espera el vip, yeah
Nos espera el vip
Sé que en el infierno
Posted 25 December, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
92.5 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
lleno de chiteros pero funny
Posted 27 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
199.7 hrs on record (27.0 hrs at review time)
lo mejor para jugar acompañado. Si no podes, hacé como yo y jugalo de 2 formas:
con la música más hardcore posible, de fondo
con la música más chill/deprimente que puedas
Posted 4 March, 2022. Last edited 26 August, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
225.6 hrs on record (165.9 hrs at review time)
Nanomaquinas.
Posted 4 March, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
621.3 hrs on record (151.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
juego d mierda
Posted 3 August, 2021. Last edited 24 August, 2023.
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