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Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking) Cockroach, and I am under the presumption that it is you? It is quite astonishing to see a Cockroach here on Steam.

I am quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many Cockroaches often are. As a man of standard I do not bow to just any Cockroach that comes my way unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your socializing experience.

Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking) female, and I am under the presumption that it is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Steam.

I am quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. As a man of standard I do not bow to just any female that comes my way unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your socializing experience.

Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.