Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Helleuuuuu :3

oh hi.

Yiss, it doesn't look like the title. A shame, that.

Have you looked at the game?

"Drunken Robot Pornography" huehuehue

wait... this is a comment section so i can post whatever i want here?

:O TACO *NOMNOMNOMNOM*

NOOO! Phoenix! You need to spit Grand Theft Auto back up! You'll get sick!

STAP EATING MAH GAMES
I can chew on yours, but you may not nibble on mine.

-chews on all of Phoenix's games-