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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 10:14pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 9:44am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:40pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:47pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 10:27am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:57pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 10:22pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:58pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 10:38pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 10:47pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 10:52pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 10:37pm



Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool