After a good game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then he bhopped away. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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