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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 10:44am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 3:48pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 8:26am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 9:10am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 9:41am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:47pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:48am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 8:30am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 11:22am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 8:26am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:53pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 11:49am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 11:23am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 1:50pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 1:56pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 11:14am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 9:44am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:28am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 11:23am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 11:21am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 12:12pm