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Recent reviews by hung genius

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1 person found this review helpful
101.2 hrs on record (54.0 hrs at review time)
PvE is great. Can't recommend more.

PvP is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumpster fire and the dev team should be strapped to Saturn V rockets and flown directly into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sun. Can't wait for balance patch! :)

2/3rds of the game is PvE so i'll give it a 66/100. That's a passing grade in Arkansas school systems buy this game NOW.
Posted 9 September. Last edited 9 September.
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2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
worst $0.00 i have ever spent
Posted 24 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.5 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I desperately wanted to like it but:
- ~50% of your shots fail to register leading to infuriating moments where a bomb carrier starts to regen health while you're actively shooting them. This game either has Temu hit registration or is still being plagued by bugs that existed during the beta.
- A lack of in-game chat of any kind makes coordinating with teammates impossible. (should luck be in your favor and your game is not completely made up of bots) A workaround i have tried is morse code with the waaaagh button but sadly no one has responded with any cogent messages. I'd still rather go with morse code that risk the hellscape that is this game's discord.
- From what I've seen the majority of games you will join are half full of bots whose asinine actions both serve to hamper your efforts and assist your enemies in equal parts.
- No prerequisite IQ test for player entry to the early access of this game has left me wanting for games full of bots as they, while completely retarded, are genuinely more helpful than the lobotomites that comprise the vast majority of this game's player base.

This game is in early access so my bar was set quite low for a first impression but holy crap was i let down. Maybe the development team thought their gestalt psychic connections to each other would hold this game together like the orks they depict in the game?

I look forward to future updates.
Posted 15 August.
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123.6 hrs on record (121.0 hrs at review time)
unda da seeeeaaaaa
(mermaid reference)
Posted 11 August.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
what a piece of ♥♥♥♥
Posted 25 June.
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1.2 hrs on record
something something the future of gaming blah blah blah the AIs are so on-rails you cant get a coherent response half the time.
Posted 20 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
76.8 hrs on record (33.9 hrs at review time)
this game rocks
Posted 14 May.
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2 people found this review helpful
134.4 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
games great.

all negative reviews were made by jackasses on compaq presario desktops from the mid 2000s. all matchmaking issues were fixed about 3 hours post launch.
Posted 8 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
what a giant piece of ♥♥♥♥
Posted 4 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
groundbreaking last-century game design. this one's a game changer.
Posted 15 January.
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