Recent reviews by Shizuku Kira

bounty boss banishment with sticky bombs speedrun any% W/R

This game forced me do a massacre on my friends list by eliminating 200 friends so i can get lower than 300 friends on my list so i can play CO-OP with one good friend.



This game will break friendships, literally. for the sake of CO-OP.

Game's is outright bad, It straight-up locks my PC and i can't restart by any means. That means i'm forcefully turning off the power from the source just to turn it off. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous. I even placed everything on Very Low and it still does that stupid stuff.

Yakuza 5 is peak Yakuza.

it's ok wen play as junbi mani heso kpop camera boy (which is crypto you uncultured swine) overall trash game btw

Trust me, Shock Grenade is your best friend.

Alright then so, the game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and i hate it but at the same time i somehow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loved playing the game.
Game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buggy, animations are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WONKY, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zombie hitboxes are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANCER.
lastly, I can't even give myself a chub/boner because i'm TOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ focused killing the zombies rather than oogling the tits and ass that the developer provided in the Nudity patch, seems killing zombies more are really important than giving a blast like Blastoise overkilling an another trainer's pokemon.

Artstyle is pretty decent.

10/10

Bought this for a joke, i deeply regretted it.

Finally, I can play Yakuza on my refrigerator and my toaster.

What endgame content that i expect:
Horde mode for cannibals, endgame items and endless mode.

The Endgame content i got:
Massive amounts of bugs.
-Flying into midair by getting hit by a log.
-slapped the turtle with an axe, starts spazzing around like a person with epilepsy.
-full 360 A.I (seriously they fly/run in circles.)
-floating rocks.
-Turtle Shell would surpass Tokyo Drift.
-A single Flare Gun round would destroy a whole base.
-Armsy literally phased through the wall, just to destroy a tree.
-Just finished crafting the log sled, only to get sent to the shadow realm.
-bought soda and snacks, only to brought to the shadow realm.
-My friend interacted to the revived kid, only to get phased out into the shadow realm.

10/10 enjoyable game with friends honestly.