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i-t has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

No you can't have my beanie. Sorry.

Is this from karate kid?

Someday we have to make sacrifices and face the dragons when we have no choice.
Especially when we are drunk for the good of humanity haha