Here, we see Harry Potter confronting a minion. Nervous, Harry stares above the minions head, avoiding eye-contact. The minion, however, seems to be completely fixated on the sharp wand protruding from Harry's pelvic region, but he does not know this. Harry attempts to strike a conversation with it, hoping that it will be his friend. He says "Minion", but he gets no reply. Harry then says "Minion is very funny...", and still, the minion is fixated on Harry's wand. Angered at the minion's unwillingness to listen, Harry then says :but minion will be dead". He then fires his wand at the minion's eye, puncturing it and causing a massive amount of blood to shoot out of the wound, thus killing it.

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