Recent reviews by Cas0121

Pretty sick yo

Spawn with a rock, my penis flowing freely. As i run through the beautiful meadow i hear a loud crack and then a flash of white streaks just ahead of me. Panic sets in and i spin ready to battle anyone i see with my unbeatable rock. Wrong idea. Multiple enemies aproach i see them laughing as i cower behind a tree. "Please" I cry "I surrender" i shout but it is to no avail. Then the first falls and their laughs turn to screams. "You fools" i laugh, as another of my friends bolts explodes another head. "run run as fast as you can" i jeer. Then my neck snaps and i fall down, a stray bullet. My Friends.

Played for a bit. Just reached my goal of Silver Elite Master. Global Elite here i come. Just need a knife first.