Why am I in this basement? Why am I so sweaty? Because I'm hiding from women with bangs. Since the dawn of time women with bangs have been the greatest threat to civilization. They're monsters, they're killers, and they want nothing more than to see you dead. "but stews, I'm dating a woman with bangs." Uhuh you're a dead man walking brother, god can not save you. if you have a loved one who is attracted to women with bangs, put them in a bag, bury that bag six feet under the ground, and slaughter a baby lamb on top of the burial site. But also if you are a woman with bangs please talk to me, I have a ton of money and I'd love to give it to you
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