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You're smelly

hand translated btw

Hey, yo se que no nos conocemos del todo pero realmente siento que necesito compartir este pensamiento verdaderamente importante con el mundo. Asi que el peperoni se pone en la pizza. La pizza es plana. Que mas conocemos que sea plano? La tierra. La tierra es un circulo plano al igual que una pizza. La tierra tambien tiene varios ingredientes, el agua siendo la salsa, y los continentes siendo las rebanadas de peperoni. Basicamente entonces, la tierra es una pizza gigante. Pero que mas necesitamos hacer con una pizza antes de terminarla? Es correcto. Necesitamos meterla al horno y cocinarla. Si la tierra es una pizza gigante, entonces todavia necesita cocinarse. Es mucho mas grande que una pizza regular, asi que el proceso de cocina es mucho mas largo y mas gradual. Justo como el calentamiento global. Y ahi lo tenemos: el calentamiento global es solamente el resultado de la pizza siendo cocinada. puedes agradecerme más tarde por averiguar uno de los mas grandes problemas del mundo.

ur gains are flat

Hey i know we don't know each other at all but i really feel like i need to share this really important thought with the world, So Pepperoni goes on pizza. Pizza is flat. What else do we know is flat? The earth. The earth is a flat circle just like pizza. The earth also has various toppings, with water being the sauce, and continents being like the pepperoni slices. So basically, the earth is a giant pizza. But what else do we have to do to a pizza before it's finished? That's right. We have to put it in the oven and cook it. If the earth is a giant pizza, then it still has to be cooked. It's much larger than a standard pizza, so the cooking process is much longer and more gradual. Just like global warming. And there we have it: global warming is just the result of the pizza being cooked. you can thank me later for cracking one of the biggest world problems.