Capt. Roan
Captain Roan   Saint Peters, Missouri, United States
 
 
I fly airplanes, big ones.
Anime profile pictures and kpop are cringe.
I tend to fall asleep with games open.

Intel® Core™ i9-13900KF Processor
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4080 - 16GB GDDR6X
ASUS Prime Z790-P
G.Skill Trident Z5 RGB Series (Intel XMP) 64 GB SDRAM DDR5 6000 CL36-36-36-96
Grapefruit 14 Apr, 2020 @ 3:12pm 
PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying ♥♥♥♥♥ boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.
Grapefruit 9 Jan, 2019 @ 1:56pm 
When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for Eagle Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Grapefruit 9 Jan, 2019 @ 1:56pm 
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embed on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%.
Grapefruit 29 Nov, 2018 @ 11:01pm 
I pretended to be a girl in csgo matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind going down on him. We're looking to move in together in October.
Grapefruit 16 Nov, 2018 @ 10:26pm 
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Grapefruit 4 Jan, 2018 @ 2:10pm 
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