MERRY (late) CHRISTMAS BOPPYLICIOUS

hi bopalicous

Not a difficult process, but it's retreading TEDIOUS ground OVER and OVER - each level constituting a SIGNIFICANT amount of RETRACING steps to get key items in order to progress. It's a TERRIBLE game that's honestly worth the experience simply for the unintentional HILARITY. It's OBVIOUSLY not worth the money - unless you can find it for a few BUCKS (which is probably NOT the case - I found my copy for about $30 - which is PAINFULLY overpriced), but if you come across it and find yourself able to play it, gather some friends and enjoy the frustration TOGETHER.

I was bizarrely compelled to OWN this game, knowing nothing of it beyond the mediocrity that is the Film Franchise. What I got was one of the most TEDIOUS, LAZILY DESIGNED, content LACKING games I've EVER played. The ONLY fun you can get out of this game is through how HUMOROUSLY POOR the STORY and LOGIC is. The controls are frustratingly UNRESPONSIVE - you DON'T use an analog stick - you just LOOK wherever you aim your WII-MOTE and WALK by pressing "B." Furthermore, the pace your character walks is AGONIZINGLY slow - perhaps to make up for SMALL size of each of the episodes; there are only FIVE - the fifth of which is ONLY accessible if you get ALL the collectibles from EACH map.

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