Captain Swing
K. J. K. K. - Very very bad man
 
 
Oh no. Is it too scary?
Currently Online
Here I put all the nice stuff said about me
"How could a guy who made a gif of everyone from the first scene of the fifth element ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blazing together ever be a bother?"

"Scrolling through the page I just assumed this was Everdraed at first because it involved 3d and was hilarious. I don't know if you've made a ton of incredible gifs before now, but in the future anytime I see something amazing I'm going to think "This must be everdraed OR captain swing" for a second before I check the poster's name."

"Captain, between this, Memories of Butter and Avatar Shibe, you're on the fast track to winning this stranger's heart. :allears:"

"You should feel some measure of pride for how efficiently you wasted about two minutes of my life. ... would have been less if I remembered about the web-chat app earlier. I'm at work... so it wasn't valuable time wasted anyway."
Screenshot Showcase
Middle-earth™: Shadow of War™
1 2
Favorite Group
Pit-sniffing pruney-sacked butt twiddlers trading recipes at a dick-stealing party.
8
Members
0
In-Game
8
Online
0
In Chat
Favorite Game
270
Hours played
73
Achievements
Completionist Showcase
Featured Artwork Showcase
fable3.gif
39 3
Recent Activity
25 hrs on record
last played on 6 Aug
221 hrs on record
last played on 6 Aug
0.1 hrs on record
last played on 2 Aug
Zap Girl 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:46pm 
"Did you pretend to be a ghost hunter?"
"I'm not pretending."
Gasoline 27 Mar, 2016 @ 3:23pm 
"I'm a cool guy, I play videogames"
Zap Girl 28 May, 2015 @ 2:29pm 
"Damn you for making me google 'twilight animatronic baby'."
Zap Girl 21 Nov, 2014 @ 10:53am 
"These are like drive-by hauntings."
Zeo 27 Dec, 2012 @ 3:49pm 
Why yes, this is a comment. Testicles.
Audish 27 Dec, 2012 @ 12:40pm 
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring OBAMAPHONE