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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 1:27pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 4:15pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 3:52pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 7:37pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 3:46pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 7:33pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 7:33pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 1 May, 2013 @ 5:11pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 1:11pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 1:29pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 4:09pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 1:34pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 4:09pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 3:47pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2013 @ 3:41pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2013 @ 3:49pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 7:33pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 1 May, 2013 @ 4:45pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 4:38pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 1:06pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 1:08pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 1:45pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 7:37pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 7:45pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 4:09pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2013 @ 3:30pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2013 @ 3:49pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2013 @ 3:54pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2013 @ 3:39pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 4:06pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 4:05pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 3:57pm



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
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